Isaac's Cell

Isaac | Cauldine

VOICEMAILS AND TEXTS:

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[b]Name. [/b]
[b]What. [/b] voicemail or text message
[b]Message. [/b]

Name: ISABELLE
TEXT MESSAGE
Message: Isabelle's best friend
Sassy and wonderful
Always ready to be a pal
Annoying as hell when he clicks his teeth
Cooler than all of the dim-wits in this school!

Name: zach peters [text message]
Message: FWD: [NAME] IZZ
[WHAT] TEXT
[MESSAGE] oh, you know how hair removal turns me on.

oooh, baby, tell me more about what you're doing with that Nair, I'm getting all hot...

god.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

Ur charming and it's gross.

jk! I'll find u, I suppose.

And I'm not scared if I don't. I'm meaner than you. :]

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.


Maybe a little.

But I didn't say that.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

that's dirty!

delete it now.

or else.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

you'll lose all privileges to check out my ass.

and yes, i know you check it out often.

very few boys in this school get away with that safely.

think about it.

Name. zach peters
What. text message
Message. she started it. dunno though, forwarding seemed like a good idea for some reason and your number was right after hers. ha.

but i aim to please, you know that. can't help it if izz has a fetish for watching me shave.
hey, she's your sister. restrain her.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

few is a drastic overstatement.

i think you're the only one i don't smack upon realization.

feel special.

and you better have.

Name. Jay
What. text
Message.

Well if it isn't the most honorable and noteworthy (I made a pun! cause you know you play music and it has...like notes. um.) Mr. Cauldine.
Don't you be hating on sunny ol california, or it'll be hating on you. And let me tell you, it gives some pretty nasty sunburns!
I will so be there. I can't help myself when it comes to pic-i-nic baskets. Maybe it's the wicker?
;D
You'll have to make due with digital winky faces till I can hunt you down and give you some for realsies.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

well, i guess
i'm flattered
if my ass is
hot enough
to draw your
attention.

flattered meaning look but don't touch.

:]

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

fine.

don't look at my ass ever again.

Mary can't have that.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

you ass.

Mary didn't get herself preggers.

it's called immaculate conception

and it's also the only way in hell

that i'll be getting pregnant.

so keep your pants on.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

no, isaac, i'm not
going to have sex with you.

or anyone else.

it has to be worth the loss
of something i can't get back
first.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

i know, i just wanted to clarify for you.

and...

thanks.

i'd like to think so.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

soooo.

a) you should stop smoking, like, yesterday.
b) what movie are you thinking for the first Cin meeting?
c) wanna help me make drinks for it?

:]

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

a) gross.
b) thriller! please not overly sexual...
c) non-alcoholic, you lush

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

a) yea, if you don't mind lungs reminiscent of charcoal
b) ever seen The Others?
c) how many times have you asked me this? my answer hasn't changed.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

a) i personally would like to see you live longer than your thirties.
b) don't ask my opinion if you don't want it, 'kay? and i appreciate that. :]
c) you would so take advantage of a situation in which i drank. which will probably not happen. but you would.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

a) think you can put up with me that long?
b) something suspenseful...you know, thought provoking
c) i can name several times when you've been drunk and i haven't and you've been obnoxious. i'm just guessing based on what i know.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

a) you'd love it.
b) eww, no, not gory! suspenseful! like...Se7en. wait, that's gory, too.
c) i would hate you if you'd done anything too terrible. and i clearly don't hate you, hmm?

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

love and hate are very strong words.

and i don't mind when your'e drunk, most of the time.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.


i couldn't hate you, either.

and nothing in particular...you just don't listen sometimes.

Name. Soph
What. TXT
Message.

Isaac, what do you really think of my lack of taste for everything you do best?

I am joking, btw. But really...what do you think?

...do you have cookies or something? Usually bribery is necessary to convince one to join the dark side.

I haven't seen any good convincing on your part, actually.

I'm the only one that has a reasonable argument. :]