TO: Izz SUBJECT: Hahaha!

Okay, get a load of this. I was readin' through the Harriman Huntress, because that's what I do when I'm bored and in need of a laugh, and this is what I found:

"Oh, WG, have you really know decency? This is kind of old news, but it looks like IC might have paid off a few people, like the true politician’s daughter that she is, to keep this little gem on the hush hush. But oh, IC, IC, don’t you know that nothing is safe from me?

We’re all familiar with WG’s and IC’s antics; after all, it’s not like they really bother to hide it. We’ve all seen the pictures sent in by I can only assume roommates DA, LT or CF, but there’s really no way to tell for certain…

Anyhow, as far as I’ve been informed, up until now those little romps have always ended in little more than passed out heaps and really rotten dance choreography. Well, from what a few little birdies tell me, a romp back in October might have had a little less-happy ending… or happier, depending on your perspective.

Looks like little IC isn’t as virginal as she’s been pretending… and hasn’t been for a few months now. We all know WG is a master deflowerer, but really WG? Your dance partner? That’s gotta’ be awkward!

Everyone knows the other IC isn’t too fond of WG on principle as well, so wonder how big bro’s going to handle it? Not only that, but surely sometimes-beau and possible future ST isn’t going to be too keen on his little bestie getting nasty with hot, hot older boys. Looks like the other two third of the dynamic trio are going to have to get their hands dirty in some revenge.

Better watch your back, WG. Vengeful lovers and brothers can spell disaster, and you’re just too pretty to suffer a broken nose.

<3 your addiction

harriman huntress"

So unless Isaac is a woman (which wouldn't be entirely surprising), rumor has it that you banged lil' Gates. And I swear to God, I haven't laughed that fucking hard since Isaac fell into that toilet at the diner. I mean seriously, most of the time the stuff on that blog's awful, but at least it's usually awful because there's something remotely probable about it, y'know? But I mean REALLY?! HAHA. I think Lil' Miss Huntress better find some new sources, because this is just pathetic. Bahahahaha.

Chyeah. Will Gates.

Simon