Audie's Cell

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Birthday gift from my Aunt last year. Don't touch it.

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Name:
Type of Message:
What do you want?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

Uh! Uhm!
LEMON!
..who did i kill?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

don't scare me like that woman!
oh candyland for sure.
all those gay little lollipops and gumdrops.
hah!

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

laaame.
can I get high off the glue?! jkjk.
but glue, yes.
teddybear or blankey?

Name: Baker
Type of Message: text
What do you want?
Do you have any new recipes, Audie?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

what name?
oh, monkey bars! for sure!
DejaBlue or Aquafina??

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

oh good choice!
peanutbutterrrr.
i love it sticking to the roof of my mouth.
mechanical or regular pencil?

Name: Baker
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

Oooh, something different! I'm completely up for it.
I hope you don't mind if I steal some of what we make for Gerard?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

the canine variety.
but not those little fluffy footballs that yap all the time.
coke or pepsi.. or dr.pepper?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

it's not my favorite drink either.
northern (especially washington area) beaches or mountains.
not really a hot beach person.
english or australian accents?

Name: Will
Type of Message: text


went to London to see the grandparents.

and see Shakespeare shit.

didja miss me? ;D

Name: Baker
Type of Message: text
What do you want?

Okay then, Chef.
Lucky me, I already finished my homework.

Name: Jay-rule
Type of Message: Text
What do you want?

would you rather:

kiss Captain Kirk or Mr. Spock

aka William Shatner/Chris Pine OR Zachary Quinto/Leonard Nimoy

if you're having trouble, check this out: Mmmmmmm.

Name: Jay-rule
Type of Message: TEXT
What do you want?

Need you even ask!? Haha Zachary Quinto all the way.

Maybe I just have a thing for pointy ears. Think I could get Will to go vulcan for Halloween?

okay, so...would you rather:

Know a lot about one thing

or

Know a little about everything?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: TEXT
What do you want?

do i really have to pick one?
haha! i never listened to either..
nsync...? no clue.
cupcakes or cookies?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: TEXT
What do you want?

your icing is amazing.
and belt only if it doesn't keep my pants up.
belts really are a damn pain when you want to ditch your pants though.
skirt or dress? for you of course.

Name: Jay-rule
Type of Message: Text
What do you want?

Hmmm, hadn't thought of that whole ask nicely thing. I was thinking more along the lines of demanding/gluing ears on him while he slept. I think you've got something there!

I'd rather know a lot about one thing, just so I could flaunt my knowledge :]

Deaf. There are too many pretty things I'd miss without eyesight. Though I think I'd miss your and Abbi's playing if I was Deaf. What about you?

also: would you rather

live on the moon or under the ocean?

Name: Jay-rule
Type of Message: Text
What do you want?

Haha or something! I'd have to join you on the moon with your crazy-awesome sight-seeing, there's just too much pressure when you live at the bottom of the ocean! (har-har )

ummmmm Santa, definitely. Extremely large rodents frighten me. How bout you?

would you rather
be deadly allergic to peanuts or milk?

Name: Will
Type of Message: TXT
What do you want?

of course you did.

you dreamed about my face all summer. ;D

and i'm meeting you somewhere cool later.

any ideas?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: TEXT
What do you want?

well you are one reason i might want to.
kidding! mostly. hah!
but you look good in either.
oooh. milkyway. the dark chocolate one.
gloves or mittens?

Name: ApplePip
Type of Message: Text
What do you want? Bring stuff for first night back! Don't forget! <333

Name: Jay-rule
Type of Message: TEXT
What do you want?

I think I'd pick peanuts too. My relationship with ice cream has just gone too far for me to back out now :P

Ummmmm. Swim across the Pacific. Because 1) I hate running and 2) I might end up in Hawaii. Everybody loves Hawaii. You love Hawaii, don't you Audie? Maybe we could go there sometime :]

Would you rather live in Switzerland or in Italy?

Name: Meistro
Type of Message: TEXT
What do you want?

Only actually had them once, but pretty much sex in a baked good.
gloves indeed. fingers are generally quite nice.
winter. the coats and hats and cuddling for warmth wins.
fall or summer?

Name: Jay-rule
Type of Message: TEXT
What do you want?

Ooh summer in Hawaii! We can hit on the surf hunks and drink lava flows until they come out of our ears! Will will so be up for that! He better :]

I dunno though, Switzerland has bomb chocolate. Mmmmmm.

I'd rather sell funny hats cause I don't know if I could handle selling puppets. Some of them are just creeeeepy. And I'd probably end up selling them to creeeeepy people.

And creeeeepy people don't like hats, duh! XP

Would you rather get married and have ten kids or never get married at all?

Name: Jay-rule
Type of Message: TEXT
What do you want?

Oh man, let's do it! We can go and check Expedia back in the dorm tonight or something! :D

Psh, Will is a special breed of creepy. And by creepy I mean SUPER-AWESOME! What do you have against him anyways? :P

We should combine our eventual children into an unstoppable army. We could totally take over the world!

I would rather be homeless! Harriman is awesome an all that, but I'd rather be sleeping in a cardboard box next-door to your cardboard box than running around here with a bunch of lousy strangers!

Would you rather live high up in the air in a floating balloon-city or down on the bottom of the ocean in giant bubble-city?